Tree virginity


if you’re a tree virgin, you’ve never climbed a tree before. most people lose their tree virginity when they’re just children, but some people remain tree virgins their entire lives….what a shame.
1. “i’ll be back soon mom. i’m going to the park with sally. we’re going to lose our tree virginity together.”

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