Treegasm
made popular by the show “ugly americans”, it is when two tree-beings finally come in contact with each other’s flowers. this is a connecting mating ritual and is also a largely popular public event.
john: hey do you want to go see treegasm with me
bill: sure let’s go!
the yellowish powder all over everything in the spring is the result of the trees and plants “release” in an attempt to reproduce.
yellow smoke c-mming off a tree as the wind is blowing. do not walk through it! it’s a treegasm.
when– beginning in the first three weeks of the christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling christmas trees. the effect from the m-ss amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.
i was late to work today because i got stuck in a treegasm
when the lights of a christmas tree start to blink rapidly and repeatedly.
the tree got excited and started to have a treegasm.
when someone gets pleasured by a tree.
i was in the rainforest and i had a major treegasm.
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