Treesus


lord of the trees. more commonly used when playing disc golf. such as when your disc gets a good bounce off a tree or otherwise affected by trees.
“nice bounce, treesus loves you.”
diety: treesus is the g-d of trees. he rules and guides our souls through the trees and by other means of nature. treesus is all powerful and all knowing. to be one with treesus is to be one with the universe.
hallelujah! praise treesus!
diety: treesus is the g-d m-ssively worshiped by the international church of treesus®. he rules and guides our souls through the trees and by other means of nature. treesus is all powerful and all knowing. to be one with treesus is to be one with the universe.
hallelujah! praise treesus!
true g-d.
praise treesus!

man, that was some kick–ss weed. thnx treesus!

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