Trench Coats

1. a type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. a type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the trench coat mafia who terrorized columbine back in 1999.

3. i wear this kind of clothing and it scares the sh-t out of people.

4. if you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for ‘shoplifting’. they didn’t like the coat, i presume).
example 1: me: i love my trench coat. it’s so warm.

example 2: me: the trench coat mafia made a bad name for these cool -ss coats.

example 3: scared citizen: get that coat away from me!

trench coat wearer: f-ck off, i ain’t leaving buddy.

example 4: cop: i’m gonna have to let you leave, son.

random guy: why, officer?

cop: you shoplifted, didn’t you?

random guy: uh, no i didn’t.

cop: well, the trench coat pretty much gives it away. you’re banned for a year. if you come back, you’ll be arrested.

random guy: i’m getting tired of this place, anyways. (whispering) f-cking stereotype…
a long b-ttoned coat, for both men and women, that hangs below the waist, and usually below the knees. can be made of cloth, fur, or leather. in pop culture, it is -ssociated with the mob or other criminal organizations (ie the mafia), cyber-heros (neo) or the goth lifestyle. full length provides greater warmth compaired to other coats of the same material, and when sitting, prevents wet surfaces from comming in contact with the wearer.
man, that trench coat looks really cool on him. he is tall so he can wear one well.
comfortable and warm coats that have many uses when you think about it. i was once stranded and was forced to use mine as a blanket. the pockets may be used for many things, i suggest you always have a book, a power bar, and a can of mountain dew. these coats were given bad names by the columbine killers, when in fact one of them had never previously worn one. almost always worn by every single kick -ss character to ever be seen in any video game, movie, or anime.
sephiroth, dante, alucard, the crow, neo, you get the picture
very comfortable, warm coats, usually comes in leather. it’s differnet than other coats because these types of coats drape down enough where only your feet and the lower part of your legs are shown. this makes the wearer warmer and drier than other alternatives.

sadly, alot of adults (usually middle-aged or older) look completely down upon these coats because they can easily conseal weapons such as sawn-off shotguns, uzis, and other firearms. all this because of reputation when students coming in guns blazing wearing these coats.

because of this, i’m forbidden to wear such a coat to my high school, and i live no where near colorado.
“what the h-ll is stopping me from shashing weapons in a backpack or a winter coat yet i can’t wear f-cking trench coats in school, you sh-t-headed -ssholes?”
– a response i made to the “people” running the school i go to.
v.
to make oneself appear bad-ss on the internet, particularly through the use of an internet-trenchcoat.
n.
one who trenchcoats.
adj.
to have the quality of a trenchcoater.
man, that guy on -random rpg- is always trenchcoating up the place. he really needs to get a new description.

“a man in a tattered trenchcoat with the lapels raised to cover his face. all you can see are the lit coals of his cigarette. a shotgun is attached to his back. everyone knows not to mess with this guy.”
an incredibly comfortable and warm coat that reaches down near the ankles, thus making the person look bad-ss and more sophisticated than the next person. n-body wears them because they aren’t “street” enough (you can’t skateboard in them…big deal).
i love my trenchcoat
a knee to ankle length jacket that repels rain and human beings. in a cultural example of batesian mimicry (that is, a non-venemous species evolving to resemble a venemous one), you don’t even need an actual concealed weapon underneath.
my trenchcoat keeps people from f-cking with me. i still carry a blade too just in case.