trendy pump


a slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, gl-sses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his yellow motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.
man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump…

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