Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory)
the theory that a male standing in front of a urinal–no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits–has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.
alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): hey, didn’t reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?
ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): i think so. well, hey, he gave it his best shot. now hurry up, we’re going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (zips up.)
alex: alright. (zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) wtf?? d-mn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!
ken: haha. got you again, huh? looks like i was one of the lucky ones. (feels a trickle down his leg) mother#$%^-@!!!!!!!!
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