Tricky Frog Hopper
when one obtains a tree frog of unknown decent and religious persuasion and while intended to toss it upon a tin roof, misses, and heaves the frog into a friend’s eye causing swelling and in come cases, conjunctivitis.
we were gettin’ all the frog out of the pool, but when i tried to toss the b-gg-r up on to the roof, her face got in the way and now her dad’s got to go get the benadryl to stop the swelling from the tricky frog hopper.
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