trifecta
trifecta comes from the prefix tri- meaning 3/tripple. a trifecta is a twist on the eiffel tower. it is when three girls are in doggy style position faces turned to each other and three members of the squad are hitting it from the back all holding hands in the air to form an eiffel tower trifecta. see squad f-ck
“yo i heard jake, connor, & bryce squad f-cked those tent-walkers and it was definitely trifecta dog!”
a perfect group of three; winning three times
male trifecta: beer, football, bl-wj-b
female trifecta: wine, s-x, chocolate
an act whereby a man is able, in one night, to gain access to all three holes of a meretricious woman.
this can be summed easily into a wonderfully simplistic mnemonic: the yapper, the snapper, and the cr-pper.
man, that chick is a f-cking freak! i scored a trifecta on the first date with her.
hooking up with a grandma, mom, and daughter all from the same bloodline on the same day. a near impossible manuever, especially when considering the legality of the daughter and the nauseatingly old grandma.
the trifecta has happended only twice in recorded human history. once by baron hans f-cksalot of stockholm in 1893 and later by emperor fabulous mastadonia in 1914. this latter trifecta was committed on the family of franz ferdinand and is acknowledged to be the direct cause of the first world war.
1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. a difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.
2. something president bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.
bush said “i hit the trifecta.”
the action of placing your d-ck in the mouth, v-g-n-, and -ss of a woman in that order all in one night
i gave that b-tch i brought home from the bar last night the trifecta
puking, p-ssing, and sh-tting yourself all in one night.
person 1: yo, did you hear john did the trifecta and the party last night.
person 2: thats f-cking discusting
catholic: praying the our father, hail mary and doxology (glory be) for a specific intention.
man, you’ve got some serious problems and need a lot of supernatural help. i’ll pray a trifecta for you!
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