trifuckta

the act of s-xually penetrating a female in the v-g-n-, mouth, and -ss in one night
dude debby is such a wh-r- – she let me give her the trif-ckta last night!
/tri-f-k-ta/, noun
1. having s-x with three women in the same day.
2. having s-x with a different woman every day for
three consecutive days. (simp definition)
billy told me he pulled a trif-ckta yesterday.

no way, that simp game motherf-cker couldn’t get laid in a tijuana hor house.

he said he hit sarah after breakfast, poked ali around lunchtime, and boinked kelly when he left the club.
when a string of bad luck bring you three life changing elements at once.
i’ve survived my tri-f-ckta of bad luck!
a trifecta of your 3 favorite liquors (2 oz. each) with 2 oz. of your favorite chaser, mixed with 12 oz. of your favorite beer. after you made the drink, chug it in no more then 30 seconds. after you chug it, slap yourself in the face, then have a friend, male or female, punch you in the stomach.
“guys! tonight, party at my place, nothing but tri-f-ck-ta’s are allowed. you are not allowed to have fun!!!!!!”
when a person has had s-x with three different friends separately.
after sleeping with both john and pete, stephanie had s-x with marshal, completing the trif-ckta.
flipping the bird three-ways at once. trifecta + f-ck = trif-ckta.
a bunch of options to give the trif-ckta! two middle fingers, with one middle finger going in and out between the thumb and forefinger. two middle fingers, plus the italian “cross the arms perpendicularly”. also – two middle fingers, one of them doing the italian “flicking under the chin” motion.
when you get her to come three times.
last night was a trif-ckta with three -rg-sms for the trophy wife.

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