tristeon


usually the suave handsome light skinned black guy. generally is athletic & excels at sports. he’s very intelligent. he’s a ladies man and is a master pleaser in bed. depending on his last name he gets the best interviews because companies think he’s a white guy. once he lands the job he’s typically successful in whatever line of business he works in. definitely husband material. his ex girlfriends parents still ask about him and remind their daughters of their failure for not marrying him. he’s a great friend and always is there for his people. he’s family oriented and generally a mamas boy.
girl i’m tired of dating losers when will i find a tristeon to get married and make beautiful babies.

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