Triumph the insult comic dog

a puppet who completely owned eminem at the mtv awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. originally part of late night with conan o’brien. likes to f-ck all the b-tches.
eminem p-ssed his pants when he saw triumph the insult comic dog.
a puppet dog that wears a fancy bowtie and constantly has a cigar in his mouth. his brand of comedy involves ruthless insults, mostly of celebrities and other famous people. originally appeared on the conan o’brien show, but has made frequent appearances in other places. currently he has “caroled” with ozzy osbourne and has his own music video on mtv called “i keed” (that only shows late at night).
snoop there’s only room for one dog putz,
and i can rap, can you lick your own nuts?
a sock puppet from late night with conan o’brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. voiced/performed by robert smiegel (“sat-rday tv funhouse”) he likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (except eminem) is going to look like an -ss trying to come at a puppet dog. triumph’s three major enemies are eminem, j-lo, and star jones.
“j.lo, j.lo the giant tail-o
for a doggie’s nose, that’s the holy grail-o
shakira’s b-tt’s fine, but it won’t hold still.
i sniffed elton john’s b-tt for a thrill.
i sniffed j.lo’s -ss and got too touchy feely
she let loose a bomb that was bigger than gigli!”
– i keed
hilarious dog puppet from nbc’s late night with conan o’brian whose signature line is “for me to p–p on!”
grant: who were you talking to?
mark: some dog puppet who said my home town was wonderful…for him to p–p on.
grant: that was triumph the insult comic dog! f-ckin sweet dude!