troglodyte

a person considered to be reclusive, reactionary, out of date, or brutish.
you’re such a troglodyte you probably think milli vanilli is actually singing!
1). a cave-dweller, someone who lives in a cave.

2). insult used by captain haddock from the tintin series.
1). don’t go in that cave! you might get attacked by the troglodyte!

2). blistering barnacles tintin! that yeti was a right old troglodyte!
a member of a primitive race or tribe of cave people, who can be found congregating in large numbers at noir bar weybridge every friday or sat-rday night.
nah…full of troglodytes mate…sick of it
a lower-functioning subspecies humanoid that usually inhabits subterranean dwellings, and enjoys frequenting wal-mart. they tend to chiefly subsist on some form of government/taxpayer -ssistance. also, their young are typically referred to as hatchlings.
“did you get a load of that troglodyte?! she just tried to buy beer with food stamps…and right in front of her fourteen children (hatchlings)!”
cave dweller, one who exists within the caverns and shafts
i am an advanced model of the non-crucified christ with the a female upgrade on two sides
a boot lipped, crotch grabbing monkey who if they can’t eat, drink or f-ck something is not interested in it.
mustafah is such a troglodyte; he has to bear down on the push-to-talk b-tton to get a word out!
a person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a ‘hinterlander’ but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. he regards himself as a “real american” and his culture as that of such. he is adamant about his second amendment rights but isn’t very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being “leeches”- care about. he hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as “freedom”, itself a word that he flings about without care. he hates non-real americans, i.e. american citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most p-ssionately are muslims, all of whom he -ssociates with the 9/11 attacks. in his telling you what’s wrong with the u.s. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.
troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, h-m-phobic, gun-loving, self–ssumed christian who hasn’t set foot in church in “only g-d knows when”.

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