Trojan Horse Scandal
islamists in brimingham high schools? tell me something i didn’t know!
“this school isn’t infiltrated by hardline islamists, is it abdul?”
“no sir”
“do you think it is part of the trojan horse scandal mohammed?”
“no sir.”
“what about you peter, you evil piece of infidel sh-t who’s screams of agony in the fires of h-ll will help me reach -rg-sm when i make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?”
“… allah akbar?”
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