Troll Water
the water that collects in the spot under the “bridge” of your -n-s and groin, much like a troll that lives under a bridge.
only good way to dry troll water is to do a troll sweep
guy 1: dude, this morning, i had troll water worse then ever before! and i forgot to troll sweep!
guy 2: oh, you must have really gotten your pants wet!
guy 1: yup.
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