trophy whore


when nerds repeatedly suck the living fun and essence out of playstation 3 games for the sole purpose of collecting trophies.

whilst it can be said that often the pursuit of obtaining various trophies can be both invigorating, challenging and fun, it could also be said that most trophy wh-r-s are funsuckers with nothing better to do in their p-n-s lives.

trophy wh-r-s are often compared to achievement wh-r-s, male sl-ts who wish to sleep with master chief and get all the achievements in various games to get a super high gamerscore, a score which only total f-gs could care about.

however, trophy wh-r-s are superior to achievement wh-r-s in the fact that trophy wh-r-s had the common sense to purchase a ps3 home entertainment system over an xbox 360 system which was only created for one game: halo 3. also known as d-ck.
caleb: hey yo, i heard that you spent the last five hours playing grand theft auto iv on your ps3 only to get the trophies.

jason: so what if i’m a wh-r- g? at least i know how to touch a woman. i’m no ordinary wh-r- like you achievement b-tch i’m a motherfraggin pwning 1337 haxor trophy wh-r-.

caleb: d-mn man! all i was asking was if you got gta! we cool, right? cool like guns ‘n roses?

jason: f-ck it, ugly c-cksucker you can go suck a big, fat, juicy master chief p-n-s. i’ll bet it’s green like his armor.

caleb: you suck trophy wh-r-. you’re so s-xy and awesome and you have a ps3. everyone should worship you now.
the sony equivalent of an achievement wh-r- – somebody who will play sh-tty games just to get shiny virtual rewards.
dude 1 – i’m really loving sonic unleashed, it has loads of easy trophies.

dude 2 – you filthy trophy wh-r-.
ps3 gamers that suck the life out of the games for their enjoyment of having more trophies, even if they don’t like the game they’ll still play.

true gamers don’t do this because they aren’t into this kind of bs!
hey dude i got 14 platinum trophies, 20 gold and 400 silver.

okay but that’s useless, no one cares apart from trophy wh-r-s.
someone who will do anything to win
trinity college are a bunch of trophy wh-r-s and don’t care about their students p-ssing tee because none of them have a future outside of sport

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