trouser-friendly kiss
a polite term for oral s-x or a bl-w j-b, in which a person kisses, sucks and licks a male’s genitalia to give him s-xual gratification. referred to in family guy in ‘the fcc song’ in which stewie says of the fcc “…and they’ll make you call felatio a trouser-friendly kiss…”
-little timmy walks in on mommy and daddy doing the wild thing-
mommy: erm i was just giving daddy a trouser-friendly kiss.
another way of saying f-ll-t–, bl-wj-b, give head etc
sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
sarah: a trouser friendl…? eerruuggh ur nasty!
liz: you can get one from me!
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