trouser jihad
pr-nunciation:’trau-z&r / ji-‘häd
premature -j-c-l-t–n.
literally, ‘exploding’ in your pants.
billy was all set for his big night with sharon until he had a ‘trouser jihad’ and ran away sheepishly.
when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings d-ck must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy’s d-ck
in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad
when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings d-ck must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy’s d-ck
in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad
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