Troy Polamalu
a leader in the terrorist movement in the middle east. by day is a pittsburgh steelers safety, but by night he plans rapes and car bombs. originally from saudia arabia, but he uses his looks to claim latino heritage.
tend to be overrated and overly aggressive. completely lacks a sense of moral pride and has poor hygiene.
person 1: “want to go golfing today?”
person 2: “i can’t, that godd-mn troy polamalu stole my car, burnt my crops, and raped my animals again.”
person 1: “what a tool.”
only the s-xiest motherf-cker in football history and he’s all mine b-tches..
he is so troy polamalu!!!
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