troyking


when a closeted goperv who rails against teh gayz gets busted for doing the nasty with a same-s-xer. named for alabama attorney general troy king, right wing anti-gay nut recently caught in bed with a male staffer by his wife.
q: “what did senator d-ck inmouth get arrested for?”
a: “he was caught troyking his aide.”
the act of two or more p-n-ses making physical contact with eachother,
specifically on purpose.
i thought ryan was cool, till i caught him troyking with bob.
troyking or troy king is the act of d-cks touching but it not being considered gay.

troy king is the current attorney general of the state of alabama, united states. he has been an adamant anti-gay advocate. he is now accused of having a gay relationship.
we’re not gay. we’re just troyking.

those are touching. that’s so gay. no, it’s just troyking.

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