Truck Driver
a truck driver is when you put your index finger in a girl’s b-tthole, and your thumb in her v-g-n-. you then push in firmly, and proceed to pinch the skin in between the v-g-n- and -sshole. while doing this, yell “truck driver!”.
after lucy’s truckdriver, the skin between her v-g-n- and -sshole was a little sore.
when a male gives his partiner -n-l but she is facing away from him and has her arms behind her back in a ring like a stearing wheel, then the male runs around the rooom saying “errrr” like a truck turning her arms when he turns like driving a truck
bill “i gave her the best truck driver last night”
the one type of humans in the world who have ultimate and no limitation to their authority on the roads.
policeman: why were you speeding back there sir?
truck drivers: im a truck driver.
a heart breaker, male or female. “truck driver” referring to the act of metaphorically running over someone’s heart with a truck. taken from the film “van wilder” staring ryan reynolds.
you must be gwen; the truck driver.
the s-xual act of f-cking a girl doggy style then -n-lly fisting her. then reaching in grabbing your c-ck with the thin fleshy membrane of her taint and jacking yourself off.
do so may look like a truck driver shifting gears from a 3rd person point of view. along with the bucking you may get from a bad shift in any automobile.
that girl is a wild f-ck i applied the truck driver and she was still screaming for more.
or
she was so loose i did the truckdriver it was the only way i could get off!!!
what happens when a persons self esteem is as large as his p-n-s – 2 inches – often hitting the road to escape the reality of their life. more often then not you will find a truck driver wearing a cowboy hat and boots and nicknamed “woody” ernest saves christmas.
i think i got a woody. or did i marry a truck driver.
when a skier grabs both of his/her skis jsut before the nose. so it looks like their driving a truck
“woaaah did you just simons huge truck driver 5 tj style??”
“ya it was soooo goood i wish i could boost like them”
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