Truck Homo
a white male, who would rather have s-x with their own truck then their prost-tute girlfriend. truck h-m-s will usually be seen in a pearl snap shirt, denim wranglers with a ring pressed out of the back pocket from their dip, and over-priced boots. the most common autmobile of a truck h-m- will be, an f-450, super duty, extended-cab, texas-edition, with exhaust pipes that come over the roof, a 35” lift kit, tires with tread as deep as their love for marijuana and that costs more than the rent on their mobile home costs in a year, and have no respect for other drivers. you will often times see truck h-m-s parked in multiple parking spots, due to the fact that their trucks are much too big for their own good. most truck h-m-s will partake in gratuitous amounts of b-tt s-x many times a day.
landon looks like such a truck h-m- with that new truck.
a truck h-m- is the subcategory of h-m-s-xuals that drive or are attracted to men who drive trucks.
man, with his brand new truck, that dude is such a truck h-m-.
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