Truffle
noun: slang used to describe a person who is seldom correct, usually in conjunction with a degenerate know-it-all loser who is always talking sh-t about subjects they know nothing about. also used to describe a person who is almost always on the losing side of bets and wagers. derived from the cliché “even a blind pig finds a truffle now and then”
the members of the football pool were so happy when isaac joined again, one member happily said to the others “truffles is back again, he talks sh-t about subjects he knows nothing about but truffles comes in last place every d-mn week, easy money!”
a species of mushroom which contains some edible varieties.
an extremely sweet person. usually being compared to a truffle as in the candy. a very affectionate name.
my little truffles is so sweet.
(1) tasty treat made for sophisticated fatties
(2) also found in human form, code name for annoying people who irk you
signs of a human truffle:
(1) annoying at the pool
(2) desires to wear spiderman shoes with velcro in the pool
(3) should be a wedding planner since always concerned with location, location, location
(4) owns a persian cat who is a member of the terrorist group known as the taliban
cristophe: where are my velcro shoes? location, location, location! that’s what i always say to my persian cat.
martin: truffles, you have a cameltoe.
cristophe: but, i’m a man!
when you are at a bar and too drunk to remember a lady’s name, she shall be referred to as truffles.
guy #1: i met this chick at the bar last night
guy #2: oh yeah?
guy #1: yeah, i got her number but can’t remember her name.
guy #2: oh, so you met truffles?
guy #1: yeah, truffles was the definition of an arlington girl.
a b-tch so fine you would do some nasty sh-t wit
d-mn look at that truffles i wish i could c shocker her
noun: the mushroom shaped indentation left on a woman’s forehead after being slapped by the head of a p-n-s.
truffling – verb: the act of slapping your p-n-s on a woman’s forehead leaving a mushroom shaped mark.
i could tell by the mark on her head that she had just been truffled.
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