Trump Cut


the corny hairstyle donald trump wears… and has been wearing forever…
70 yr old dude – “im so fly with the chicks with my new trump cut… they all over me… fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle”

65 yr old woman – “oh baby you is one fine man! jump on me baby! hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!”
the ridiculous emo-bangs that begin with a sweeping forward of hair from either behind the ear or at the back of the head. typically accompanied by a white belt and $200 girl’s pants. easily identified by both the similarity in appearance to donald trump’s famous comb-over, and the obsession most wearers of the style have with touching said bangs. many hair salons give free lip-rings with the cut if you come in before noon.
his trump cut was so pr-nounced, that i felt not only compelled but justified in wrapping my fist up in it and twirling him around in the middle of the dancefloor – he was the l-sso to my modern era urban cowboy! yeeeeeehaw! let’s write some poetry!

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