Trump Tower


one of donald trump’s buildings in new york city. it is filled with luxurious appartments in the middle/upper floors, and a starbucks coffee in the lobby (which is open to the public). the apprentice, trump’s h-t tv show, is also filmed here, on one of the higher floors. i think there might be offices in it too…
me: i went to the trump tower in new york, but i couldn’t go up past the second floor.
trump: you’re fired!
a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge b-n-r
resembling the trump tower in new york.
my aerobics teacher is so kinky that she always gives me a trump tower- i can never finish my somersault godd-mnit!!!!

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