trumpalotapus
a large male orange dinosaur with small hands, large torso and head so large its neck can’t support it. he only feathered dinosaur of it’s size. generally a very loud dinosaur that grabs at the female genitals as a sign of dominance. it’s intelligence is lacking any significance and is considered as a stupid bully among other dinosaurs. this dinosaur also has ordinarily strange lips that quiver when the pheromones of the female species is picked up making an awkward sounding duck like noise.
did you see that trumpalotapus grabbing p-ssy and pounding his large chest as he sloshed through the swamp?
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