Trumpet Handshake
the secret handshake of all trumpet players, used only between trumpet players, and is a reflection of their m-ssive (yet utterly deserved) ego. physically the same as a standard handshake, firm, and always confidently looking the other person in the eye, the initiating party states, “hi. i’m better than you.”
p1: -walks up to 2nd trumpet”
p2: -initiates trumpet handshake- hi. i’m better than you.
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