trumpeter
noun: finger it, blow it, and make it scream.
john’s a real trumpeter, that thing’s screamin’ it’s bell off.
the act of blowing into a woman’s v-g-n-, and then opening and closing the l-b– to make the sound of a trumpet or a balloon deflating.
she hardly expected to have a trumpeter in her bed, and boy could he blow.
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