Trunk Tetris
a game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won’t readily fit in their small trunk. it involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence tetris). failure leads to p-ssengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.
jane: how are we going to fit all my luggage into your ’89 camry?
john: i guess we’ll have to play trunk tetris.
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