trylingual


adj. when someone is trying way too hard (and failing) to speak another language in a foreign country to look more unlike a tourist.
waiter (to friend): “oh, look. it’s that tourist again, back from the bathroom. it’s so painful to hear him speak.”

mexican tourist:”can has gl-ss water, your welcome.”

waiter:”if you’re having trouble, i speak spanish too.”

mexican tourist:”no need for me, bilingual.”

waiter (to himself):”more like trylingual.”

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