tschalein


a phenomenon that rattles one’s belief system (usually through his/her sleep) where their subconscious self contradicts their known facts surrounding a disturbing incident / event causing them to wake up fairly discombobulated the next day with delusions of happiness, only to succ-mb to a state much depressing a while after.
guy 1: “so how is your project ‘ignore paulanzki’ going?
guy 2: “donkey b-lls, bro. my brain pulled a tschalein last night – woke up almost convinced that she loves me back; that i needn’t ignore her. cried for a whole ten minutes.”

guy 1: “did he just try to parkour that ledge??”
guy 2: “yeah… i think he tschaleined himself there…”

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