ts;du
too stupid, didn’t understand
a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.
has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.
boy: i was in a bar fight last night, totally kicked his -ss. i could totally whip your boyfriends -ss
girl: you’re pretty confident for someone who’s vertically challenged
boy: really? thanks i guess
grl: ts;du
guy1: i wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du
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