Tsext
the method of creating s-xually stimulative and/or -rg-smic sensations through text messaging over cellular phone. “skillful ts-xt acts appear innocuous to parents or any readers of the messages other than the intended recipient(s).”
group ts-xt is difficult to coordinate but not unheard of.
oral ts-xting is only possible when one or both of the involved parties are capable of operating their phone’s keyboard with their mouths. this act is considered unsafe by the medical community as it can cause muscular injuries and dental disorders that, in extreme cases, leave the lovers unable to speak or eat.
see cybering.
captain jack harkness struggled to hide his arousal from donna as he ts-xted ianto during a dalek attack.
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