TSOBS
1. literally, that’s (or this is) some old bullsh-t; used to connote a situation that is considered unpleasant, unfair, etc.
“what do you mean i got fired! tsobs, man…”
“tsobs, i have to watch my little sister instead of going on my date…”
1. “tricky son of a b-tch”
2. when a guy goes down on a girl while she is laying down with her eyes closed, and then the guy quickly inserts himself and busts a nut.
yo, i pulled a tsob on jess the other night and now she’s pregnant!!
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- they
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- getsmack
short for a”‘thats what you get’ smack”. a good, hard backhand to the back of the face which was well deserved, usually by cheating on a boyfriend/girlfriend. man: “baby i’m sorry i slept with your sister.” woman smacks the h-ll out of man woman: “that was a getsmack, b-tch.”