Tsumommi
the lightning-fast dinner eating completed by a mother that has limited time before a child will need -ssistance. it is particularly noteworthy when the youngest child is 10 years of age or older and there is no need to complete a plateful of food before her eating companions have placed napkins in their laps. the mom’s plate is full of food one minute and completely eviscerated the next.
son: “why is mom already clearing her plate when i just poured my first gl-ss of milk?”
dad: “tsumommi!!!”
when ones significant others mother tries to change everything in ones life
my wife’s mom came to visit and rearranged all my furniture and wont stop telling me what to do. i’ve been hit by a tsumommi!
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