tualatin
tualatin’s population is, in general, so physically attractive that they have no choice but to have s-x almost continually. it is a pretty good town, but the commercial ventures suffer from the lack of interest in anything but s-x. s-x shops are guaranteed to thrive, although the town is probably nearing its saturation level, so that may not be as profitable in the near future as it once was. an interesting fact about tualatin is that it is the only walled city in the united states. the mayor implemented the enormous project in 2003 to stop ugly people from migrating into the city limits.
i got approval to go to tualatin for spring break and it was crazy! i never knew i had so much c-m built up inside of me!
a town in oregon with a high spanish population.it is known for being one of the most ghetto places in the northwest.
white guy:sh-t,i have to go to tualatin today.
mexican:don’t be dissin’ my hood.
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