Tub Drunkie
a seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. these items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.
partygoer #1: has anyone seen the birthday boy?
partygoer #2: nope. he was pretty effed up. he probably p-ssed out somewhere…
partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): found him! he’s lying in the shower covered in barf. poor little tub drunkie…
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