tuba stunt
the art of s-xual intercourse that involves the man with a strong back and haunches and a robust woman of questionable nature.
to perform the move the man must hold his hearty woman upside down as if performing a tombstone piledriver made popular by the undertaker of wrestling fame, holding her as if a tuba.
from there the woman peforms f-ll-t– on the man as he proceeds to blow into the woman’s v-g-n- to the tune of gary glitter’s “rock and roll part ii” while marching around the room as if performing at halftime of the local football game.
note: the move can be done between two men, but then it just gets weird.
dale and donna were tuba stunting all weekend at the holiday inn, now dale’s back is sore as h-ll.
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