Tube Moob
droopy man b–bs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a unib–b across a guy’s chest.
“that dude should not wear under armour shirts! it’s so tight it makes his moobs look like a tube moob!”
“check out home boy’s tubey moob – it looks like a unib–b sausage across his chest!”
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