Tube Snoozer
someone who needs or tends to leave the television on to help them sleep. usually rerunning a movie or tv show they’ve seen so many times to comfort (or bore) them to sleep.
dave: your wife rhonda watches the same freakin’ movie every night. why?
brent: it makes her fall asleep…and now it makes me fall asleep cuz its freakin’ mind-numbing.
dave: dear g-d… i’m surrounded by tube snoozers.
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