tube steak

army lingo for the male s-xual organ; the p-n-s. typically used in the phrase “tube steak & white gravy,” a reference to an ejaulating p-n-s, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants’ numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.
“you’re going to love the main course at the chow hall,” the d.i. told the raw–ss recruit. “it’s tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!”
a curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
bon apet-te.
my woman was getting hungry one night, so i threw down the tubesteak. i can’t believe she ate the whole thing! we’re so very proud.
beef in cylindrical form.
slang for male genitalia.
my, that’s a tasty tubesteak! i sure like it in my mouth!
tubesteak keeps it real and calls out n-gg-s that don’t
“we out here doin grown man sh-t,i roll with goons man, straight uneducated dumb mothaf-ckas”

“you sound like you swallowed a harmonica n-gg-.” -calling out t-pain

“he don’t even even support the troops n-gg-!” -calling out aaron mcgruder

“i talked to kids everyday and none of them mothaf-ckas tell me they wanna be president. you know why? cause i f-ck with real n-gg- lil’ kids. all they wanna do is be out here with tubesteak slangin’ that co-caine n-gg-” -calling out barack obama
a man’s p-n-s, also known as c-ck, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, w-lly
i want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up
slang term for a p-n-s.
“put your tubesteak back in your pants julia…”
the male reproductive organ that hangs from the midsection…more commonly referred to as a peepee.
i tasted todd’s t-bone tubesteak with some barbeque sauce. it made me cream my pants. i am a guy.

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