tubercular death flu
any illness which displays the conditions of both a sinus infection and the flu, but stops short of nausea. may involve fever and r-t-rdation of brain function. usually lasts 1-7 days, with the first two being the worst.
the best possible treatment is zpak or the cyquil, referenced below.
anyone who survives should be commended.
friend: omg, what happened to you this weekend? i texted you and called you, but you didn’t answer. and you look like you’ve lost some weight.
me: i had the tubercular death flu that’s been going around and couldn’t get out of bed. my friend had to come over with theraflu and quils.
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