tubescessed
to become obsessed with youtube. when logging in becomes an hourly habit, and you find yourself sub-for-sub’ing in order to maximize your online popularity. when you actually make another account to upvote all of your video’s ratings, or when you constantly check every 2 minutes to see if your comments have been upvoted or downvoted.
usually tubescessers are former mysp-cer’s/facebooker’s that are looking for a new outlet to increase their online social status.
gerald: hey want to go play catch in the park?
billy: -sets utoob to homepage- aha! now i can increase my productivity on youtube!
gerald: billy, i think you’ve become tubescessed.
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