Tucan Disease


“tucan disease”, a disease in which it physically doesn’t allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.
i sure wish i could make fun of him, but i have tucan disease 🙁

i was born with tucan disease, i want to be normal like all the shirleys

stupid tucan disease, i can never win!

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