Tuck and Duck


the tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. while diving you tuck your p-n-s between your legs and cry till help arrives.
shots fired!!!
la’ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
buffey: because i’m scared like a sissy girl. please console me and tell me it’s gonna be ok.

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