Tuck and Jerk
the tuck and jerk is performed when the internet is down or p-rn is unavailable. in this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. he then takes a picture of this and uses it to m-st-rb-t-. in effect a person is creating their own p-rn to jerk it to.
i need to buy a playboy. last night the modem when down, so i had to tuck and jerk.
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