tuck around
to place one’s genitals in between one’s legs and around the corner. usually saved for instances of extreme urination.
john decided to play the ultimate card: to tuck around in order to avoid urinating on himself. he managed to both save himself from the embarr-ssment of p-ssing on himself while also completely embarr-ssing himself by doing the one thing no person should do.
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