tuck shop slut
a filthy wh-r- that administers bl-wj-bs to individuals while purchasing products at the tuck shop for the purpose of payment in s-m-n.
while purchasing my ti-85 and .07mm lead for my mechanical pencil, amanda, the local tuck shop sl-t, performed her duties until i cashed my s-m-nal paycheck in her cheeks.
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