tucker max
the author of i hope they serve beer in h-ll and of tuckermax.com, both of on which he posts stories of hooking up with women and drunken adventures which he claims are true. however, his website is heavily censored, a mere mention of the o&a interview in which they tore apart his stories (hosted on youtube for the public to see) will get you ip banned from the site’s message board. the man is out to make money and get girls, which is respectable, but as he makes a point of calling out posers, it becomes obvious what a hypocrite he really is. (also, see the talk page on wikipedia in which his girlfriend tells about his double life and what an act it all is). the sad truth is, he’s just a pretender with entirely too many stds.
tucker max’s abinsthe doughnut story was called out in the o&a interview, on the grounds that there never was a police report, making the entire story false. he changed his story into it being a subway, but the fact remains, the majority of his stories are bs.
an internet celebrity and the author of “i hope they serve beer in h-ll” and “the definitive book of pick up lines,” tucker max has a substantial following and a gaggle of protesters -sserting that he is a phony.
tucker max has created a company called “rudius media” which features blogs from robert greene, devil monkey, and philalawyer, the former being a published author and the latter two with book deals in progress. max is working on a tv show for comedy central as well.
tucker max represents a certain mode of thought, but it is continuously misunderstood by many. he advocates “doing what you love” and champions finding one’s “personal destiny.” max and his philosophy (which he is by no means the first to espouse) has made a difference in many lives, and his stories are entertaining whether you believe them to be true or not. personally, i believe them to be true.
tucker max isn’t a great writer, but he has a talent for finding them.
the ideal example of “the man.” the role model of every guy on earth.
tucker max f-cked my girl friend, but i dont care he’s tucker max.
tucker max can think whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants, because he is indeed jesus. bow to tucker and spread his word.
tucker 3:16 – thou shalt blow me, and p-ss thine liquor ye old wh-r-!
god the almighty.
tucker max is my new god. worship him!
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