Tud Balls
little b-lls of sh-t that get caught in your -ss hair’s after wiping. usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.
man, my -ss is itchy… must be full of tud b-lls.
joe: hey, hanks give me a hand!
hanks: f-cks no!
joe: hanks, your being a friggin’ tud ball!
a short, rounded peice of fecal matter that disengages itself from the m-ss and falls separately from the m-ss. most commonly seen in pets, especially dogs. it’s often seen dropped on the floor after successfully defacating outside. more often than not, it’s the final peice of feces of the total m-ss.
uh oh!! there’s a tudball on the carpet! where’s that dog?! i’m not pickin’ that thing up.
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