Tug Life
a sad, pathetic, malajusted male lifestyle in which the only s-xual pleasure gotten is via incessant m-st-rb-t–n. it is progressive in severity and long suffering individuals generally have p-rnographic tastes that border on illegality.
denny: “hey joe, look at those forty year old losers playing dungeons and dragons!”
joe: “m-th-f-ckers been living the tug life for ages!”
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